"Both abundance and lack of abundance exist simultaneously in our lives as parallel realities. It is our conscious choice which secret garden we will tend...when we choose not to focus on what is missing from our lives but are grateful for the abundance that's present- love, health, family, friends, work, joys of nature, and personal pursuits that bring us happiness- the wasteland of illusion falls away and we experience heaven on earth."


Mar 6, 2012

A Few More Laughs

Alas, the home computer bit the dust for good a few months back.  So much for catching up.  But I wanted to share a few more comical kid-isms we've had in the past week.
 
Halleisms (if she doesn't know the exact pronunciation, she picks the next closest thing) - ie- the Rifle Tower or Naturella Cheese
 
Katiesm (courtesy of cousin Katie) - "Are we going to the Home Hippo (Depot)?"
 
Dillon - "Mom, can we go on vacation to Jamba Juice someday?"  (I call that excellent advertising)
 
Halle - "Mom, I think my heart attack came back again" spoken with her hand on her forehead.
 
 
And last, but not least . . .
 
Halle - "Mom, is Daddy coming to church with us today?"
Me - "No, he's sick today."
Halle - "Is it because he ate too much candy?"
Me - "No, he has a bug."
Halle - "What's a bug?"
Me - "You know when we tell you to wash your hands really good because there are germs on them?  Well sometimes the germs are still there and they can make us sick."
Halle - "Oh."
 
10 minutes later at church, our neighbor came over to say hi and Dillon says to her, "My daddy swallowed a bug."